Here is what some readers are saying about BFTF and the author:
“Greg Smith is possibly the second-best writer in his household.” – Lisa from Memphis
“Мы будем давить вам глупые, декадентские американцев. Muhahahahahahahaha!” – Vlad from Moscow
“We must find man-bear-pig! I’m super serial!” – Al from the Al Cave
“Did I leave the iron on?” – John from Duluth
No government bureaucracy will ever make you chuckle. One more reason why we are better fat than fascist. . .