“Of course not because you’re stupid. As a Harvard-educated MIT economics professor the little people should bow down and grovel before my mighty intellect, but my face isn’t recognized by people who don’t summer on Martha’s Vineyard. That’s why I carry the American Express card. It allows me to spend some of the millions in taxpayer money I’ve greedily suctioned up and act in a haughty, superior manner even though the people I encounter are not bright enough to recognize I.M. Better Than You.


“The American Express card. Don’t subvert democracy without it.”


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